If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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