I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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