Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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