do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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