maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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