p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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