when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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