I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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