Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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