Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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