i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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