every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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