There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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