Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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