new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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