doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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