fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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