why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
handjob tips. give me some.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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