I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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