Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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