the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She's JV to your varsity
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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