I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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