Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.