i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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