nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I need moral support for this bender
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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