In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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