Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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