she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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