Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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