I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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