You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
