Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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