tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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