Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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