I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Two words: blizzard sex
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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