You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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