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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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