tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize