Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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