My brain says no but my pants say off.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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