It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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