He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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