i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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