would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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