So drunk its hurt
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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