we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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