i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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