Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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