I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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