Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I need to wash the frat house off of me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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