It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
In America we eat man semen.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
