Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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