you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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