We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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