This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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