Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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