Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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