You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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