Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
